Keep your damn pants on!
I'm having technical difficulties.
You know, like I'm a wildly disorganized ***bleep*** and I haven't gotten around to writing it yet, so I have to get on the dick...er, stick, and churn.
Get your minds out of the freaking gutter.
I mean churn out the WORDS!
That's my story.
I'm sticking to it too.
I'll be back later today to Flash you.